I Fired MacArthur
Because he wouldn’t respect the authority of the president. I [...]
Just Say the Word Politician
And I think of chicanery. Lucille Ball.
Parents Never Appreciate a Teacher
Unless it rains all weekend. Ann Landers.
Doctors are the Same as Lawyers
The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas [...]
Don’t Stay Away from Church
because there are so many hypocrites. There’s always room for [...]
All Things Truly Wicked
Begin in innocence. Ernest Hemingway remembering the betrayal of his [...]
One of the First Things
Schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple [...]
Doctors Bury Their Mistakes
Lawyers hang them. But journalists put their on the front [...]
Music Hath the Charm
To sooth a savage beast – but I’d try a [...]